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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Imagine how fast problems would be identified with that many rubber ducks for an engineer to talk to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Ducky keyboards if they were actually good

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Imagine, if you will, a whole open plan office full of them...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Big brain moment: escape.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

dude's got all his ducks in a row

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

I also have a Ducky keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Too cute. I typically don't like squishy keys, but I'd make an exception here.

*Didn't hear the audio at first. That...is a bit too much, lol.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

It's duct typing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

This is the future.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was ready to have a rant about PHP. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It doesn’t matter what’s posted here, I’m always ready to rage about PHP. The community’s image always gets me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Tomorrow you're going to be inheriting our in-house framework that uses legacy code from before PHP 7.0 with zero documentation and no dependency management.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You just described my previous job 😞😭😞

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds good to me.

Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Maintaining perl scripts from the 90s is my ball park!

Mind, I did write some of them, and they're still whirring away making it a pretty easy job. Perl's lack of breaking features is its strongest strength.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have a Laravel app I've been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Bold of you to assume I don't hate PHP already.