Futurama

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

There's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan

🎵We're whalers on the moon,

We carry a harpoon,

But there ain't no whales,

So we tell tall tales,

And sing this whalin' tune! 🎵

"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?"
―Zapp

"[Sigh] "Sexlexia""
―Kiff

My lead pipe hurts.

Tie between:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome

angry muttering as the PES flies away

and

Well Susie, it isn't foreigners, it's global warming

Gwabu wabu?

Uh, sure...

Professor: Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy.

Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.

Good news! It's a suppository!

Don't you worry about Planet Express

Let me worry about blank.

And Fry, you've got that brain thing!

• I already did!

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!