Futurama

"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music'

"I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo."

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

There's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan

🎵We're whalers on the moon,

We carry a harpoon,

But there ain't no whales,

So we tell tall tales,

And sing this whalin' tune! 🎵

"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?"
―Zapp

"[Sigh] "Sexlexia""
―Kiff

My lead pipe hurts.

Tie between:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome

angry muttering as the PES flies away

and

Well Susie, it isn't foreigners, it's global warming

Gwabu wabu?

Uh, sure...

Professor: Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy.

Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.

Good news! It's a suppository!

Don't you worry about Planet Express

Let me worry about blank.

And Fry, you've got that brain thing!

• I already did!

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!