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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This post should be the Mayor of Earth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not good for the environment.
If you really want rich people in the oceans, you'll need some kind of ride sharing like this:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But do we need to save cybertrucks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Would it be more worth it to build more efficient machines or use the less efficient ones to save time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Uber for the rich™

I doubt that'll work as "only poor people work as Uber drivers", but we might solve that issue if there is no driver in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Our oceans are already in enough trouble without throwing that trash in them. Maybe convince them to visit a continental subduction zone so they can be safety swept away in between tectonic plates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh snap, they finally released the Titanic feature? To unlock it's gonna cost you $8k first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Bonus: you get to visit the OceanGate Titan, too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Please, just send them near the titanic. We don’t want those pieces of crap making holes in what’s left of the deck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw a cybertruck in the rain the other day. I got the hell away from it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Oh God this is the first time they've had to deal with wet weather isn't it? Hopefully the brakes work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

"Women will like you". As if Tesla fans like women. If you want to get them, say that Elon Musk will be there

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

You could put the anchor on the blockchain

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

HODL
HODL
HOGL BLUB BLB …

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

you Motherfucker, im in

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

I've been told this is how developers get into Rust.