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I should charge more (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

come back when it's handwritten

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha yep 100% artisanal code *kicks intellisense behind door*

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

All these newfangled high-faluting AI tools are ruining the software industry and making developers go soft. Back in my day we didn't need no robot to get things done, we knew the value of hard work and wasn't afraid to pull up our sleeves and copy/paste the code from Stack Overflow ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Artisan grass fed handcrafted unicode characters of the finest selection, server farm to browser. None of that dirty factory AI filler.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Lovingly crafted, artisanal coding.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lovingly hand-prompted to an artisanal LLM.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

Farm to fork !

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Also, it's bespoke. That should add another zero.