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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you"
"... There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox"
"Ride ze shoopuf?"
"The numbers mason, what do they mean?"
"Have some faith"
"Tank beats everything"
Like Mario and Princess Beach.
This cannot continue.
"They were all dead ..."
First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something
« War makes men mad »…
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
WOLOLO
"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"
Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!
Oh. It's you.
You will pay for this in time.
The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."
And proceeds to blow his own brains out.
Boss move. Much respect.
Protect the pilot
"That was left-handed!"
Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.
~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004
This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?
~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001
Zug zug
50,000 people used to live 'ere, ...
The days when it was simple :(
"PUT DISPENSER HERE"
"Would you kindly?"
"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"
"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"
"Hey, you finally awake"
EDIT:
"I make my own luck"
(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )
"Guys the drill, go get it"
"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"
"Mission failed, we will get them next time"
"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"
"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"
"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"
"The numbers mason, what do they mean" ~~perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code~~
"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"
"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"
Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.
"Mean, green and unseen!"
"What can change the nature of a man?"
Good News Everyone!!!
“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”
I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.
Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”
Grabbin Bills
Dunno but I can hear Louis, Ellis, Bill voice line "pills here!" when reading that line. It just ear worm thingy
"I hate Ayn Rand." -Francis
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.
"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"
"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."
"Switch to your other weapon, it's faster than reloading!"