Games

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

Big Money! Big Prizes!

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

Access denied without key card.

Toasty!

what? WHAT!? STOP POKING ME!**

Still sane, Exile?

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

Pretty esoteric but this pops into my head often (Metal Gear Solid 4):

“Brother! It’s been too long. Rejoice! We’re not copies of our father, after all.”

Would you kindly?

I will pay you to kill yourself

We're rich!

I can't use these things together.

"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.

CHEEKI BREEKI

UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE! 

"War. War never changes."

"Remember. No Russian."

"Itchy. Tasty."

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave

THE NUMBERS, MASON

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav

"Again" from super hexagon

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

The version that’s stuck in my head is Japanese so this is a translation.

Watch. See how they’ve lived their lives with pride, and with their lives they’ve sang the ode to civilization. This is the story of those whom people called heroes, the unfinished journey of the 13 who chased the flame. But traveller, your journey continues on, isn’t that right? Then, follow your heart and move on. Follow the footsteps and witness that flame chasing journey to the end. And finally… walk across the graves of those who have fallen. And for that future which “we” could not create… GO CREATE IT!

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"