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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ruth is out on Front Street

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least they haven’t banned omega

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3...

You get skibidi toilet, okay? That's how the story ends.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the sigma is going on here

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gang, you have to be tweaking with this goofy ahh rizz🤦

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don't use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's what the kids are using in place of "God damn" when referring to something impressive.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a Pokemon...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Low taper fade"?

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