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submitted 10 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I just need friends that can come home and play whatever with me :(

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 hour ago

Shit, I don't even need the therapist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

I am happy for either.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it's considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago

The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

the second income is good too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Is it really good considering a 50/50 split during the divorce?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 hours ago

It's far less messy than having sex with your therapist

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago

I would take either.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I have 2 therapists and was going to a lot of sex parties, still wanted an SO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago

Wtf, is a sex party? You meant orgy?