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submitted 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

It's round, but it fits fully within a voxel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 34 minutes ago

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Cuboid

Rectangular

Umm...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Need a knife with full tang!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago) (1 children)

A long time ago my grandfather had a cheeseboard that had a small cut into it. And a metal bar that went around the outside with a wire that you would pull down to cut through the cheese. It was easier to use than knives and was fairly easy to clean. Similar to this:

Loved the thing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 29 minutes ago (2 children)

good thing that has a scale on it so you can tell how many cm of cheese you are slicing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Well, it's actually useful if you want consistent sizes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 minutes ago

No idea why that one has that, but I suppose if you want cubes for something, it could make it easier, haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why I knew it was Cathedral city cheese of all 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

I found it too crumbly when slicing so now buy Pilgrim's Choice instead.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations