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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, it never occurred to anyone ever to stick their tongues in each others mouths until it was documented in ancient India.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

It's funny how France created all its neighbours! Britain, Russia, Italy, Spain! And proceeded to go into mortal wars with most of them!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

So yeah why does the american/english don't do more research about origins and call everything french ?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

> Britain was founded by the French

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon? The son of an Irish immigrant? He’s not the kind of guy who’d let facts get in the way of an opinion so we’re probably pretty solid saying that in front of him. If he did run his mouth, then I got your back, blud.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 hours ago

Surrendering

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois."

"Oh man... Those are three pretty good things."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Democracy? Explain please, i thought the concept was way older than France.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I think they might’ve been referring to the left-right political spectrum. I believe the terminology comes from the seating layout of their post-revolution government.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm just quoting Talladega Nights.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

French fries as in they came from the French part of Belgium, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

French catheter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

A full revolution takes you back to where you started.

Also, cinema was invented by the French. Kind of cool IMO.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Britain is the land mass that includes England, Wales, and Scotland.

William the Conquerer was the first Norman king of England and never had power over Wales and he was mostly successful in gaining homage from King Malcolm III, but never king over the lands.

Edward I about two hundred years later almost pulls it off, but doesn't quite get a firm grip on Scotland. James I in the early 17th century holds the crown for each of the lands. In 1707 they formalize the relationship with a treaty.

So... No the French did not found Britain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Also Normans were descendants of viking settlers. So French didn't technically fund England either (yes, I'm being pedantic for the sake of the joke).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You could, however, accurately say that a French family founded the modern British monarchy. That much is still true. The UK royal family can still trace its lineage directly to William the Conqueror.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

It's not just the royal family, other descendants of the french conquerors are also on average wealthier than the descendants of those that had been conquered.

One pretty striking statistic: "Furthermore, Norman descendants also enjoy other privileges, including attendance at the best universities. In a recent study that examined the enrollment at Cambridge and Oxford over the last thousand years, it was revealed that at certain times, Norman names were 800% more common at Oxford than in the general population, and more recently, were at least twice as likely to found in that institution’s enrollment."

https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/10/last-1000-years-families-owned-england/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Sounds like all those others want to be French.

Je ne suis pas Francais, but I want to be!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is not the French claiming ownership of stuff, this is shitty naming on the part of Americans who thinks all european food is from France. Or who really wouldn't know the difference between Europe and France to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

The most elegant and refined food, fries.

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