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[–] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago

This is clearly a Sunny reference

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I have been enlightened.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

The intention was there, just not the structure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

The more you read the worse it gets

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

no but i do smell toast

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Just like ma used to say

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Please fully open half, thank you? You.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Your welcome

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Thank-you?

You.