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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

And then the judge clapped and the Loch Ness Monster paid about tree fiddy

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is a thing in Brazil, as soon as you open up a business you receive random bills from people like OP, people that are starting out and have no experience do pay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's also a crime here, though people rarely report it.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago

Anon hallucinates a nice daydream

[–] [email protected] 106 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In Australia this is called speculative invoicing, and its illegal. A company I was working for was doing SI for support contracts, regardless if the client was active with us or not and regardless of they even owned or used the tech that we supported.

My boss was just sending this shit out without telling the service department and without providing us a copy of the support contract and then we got angry calls from former clients and we didn't know why or what the support contract covered. Eventually I figured out what was going on, and when a call came in, I'd repeat the speil - the invoice is optional, it only covers X, if you dont have X then you dont need support for it, here's the phone number of the boss.

Sure enough, when the boss started getting angry phone calls while he was off fishing and treating his business like a passive income, he was angry at me.

He didnt fire me though, I eventually left and took a big chunk of his neglected legit clients.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

off fishing and treating his business like a passive income

What a fucking waste. You scam your way into all this free time and you go and sit aimlessly by the water until a brief moment where you can torture a fish. What a man.

[–] [email protected] 125 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We got a "bill" from a company like this that wanted ~300 bucks to "list your companies name on our website". That was it. You paid them, and you got added to the list of accountants that didn't read the fine print. Pretty clever, if obnoxious.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

This is common with domain registrations too. They will mail an unsuspecting company a request to pay for “continued domain protection” for a domain close to expiration, which means literally paying them to send another letter when the domain is up for renewal again. The don’t do anything with the domain, you just pay them to mail you letters when it’s close to expiring

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I got those letters when I registered a domain. It was so annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Nowadays any registrar worth their salt will provide free Whois protection for TLDs that support it, but it was absolutely a racket at the time

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is genius, I should automate it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

The whois data is usually anonymized these days. However, there are companies that forget to check that box.

Spammers often deliberately make their messages full of spelling and grammatical errors because they want to target people who are just that naive. Might have a similar thing going on here.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

Maybe the shitty accountants are just disgruntled employees who do it on purpose

[–] [email protected] 136 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 113 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Think the difference there is that the invoices of the guy from the article were actually fake invoices for real things

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Still not advisable..... You receive an invoice after services are rendered, not beforehand. Presenting an invoice for services not previously agreed upon would still be fraud, and unless the company personally wrote you a check, it's either mail fraud or wire fraud.

So you have similar/more legal risks as a bank robber, but you're doing it for petty cash?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ok, so you make your service sending them the invoice and you’re all good

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You should be able to send a letter that serves as a contract, and include an invoice to pay to start the contract. Then legally it would rely on the type of service you offer, but as far as invoicing before service starts that's not legally a problem. They used to mail out magazine subscription offers, you would mail in a check and then your subscription would start.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's what my company does with our yearly contracts. Not a scam though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You should be able to send a letter that serves as a contract, and include an invoice to pay to start the contract.

Yeah, but including a letter clearly explaining a service contract isn't going to fool many accountants. And if it's not clearly stated in the contact letter what exactly the invoice is for, it's still fraud.

If you're going to commit fraud, just don't do it by mail/wire. Federal prosecutors have a 95% conviction rate, and the maximum sentence for mail fraud is ten years longer than bank robbery.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (1 children)

OP's real fake invoices vs the article's fake real invoices.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a greentext, which makes them fake real fake and gay invoices.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Actually not a greentext just a 4chan post (still not implying it should be believed)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a great plan with one fatal flaw: I'd rather just pay the bill than have to deal with getting hauled in to small claims court