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    [–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

    As an arch user, I need my water tap. That's it, because water is the best liquid ever.

    [–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

    Gentoo is factory assembly line

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    The LFS users are still busy growing their coffee plant

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    What does it say about me? I have a French press, and I don't even use it for coffee.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    this is beautiful. I don't drink coffee, but "I don't need anything more" is my life ethos from everything to my IDE to the wooden backed kitchen chair I game on.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.

    I'm using a Cafelat Robot.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

    Welp!
    No Linux for me I guess.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    Same. This picture is surprisingly accurate.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    OpenSUSE Tumbleweed user here...

    I'm gonna claim "the coldbrew" for us, because it's always refreshing, chill, and in constant rotation. It might take a little longer to brew, but that's so it doesn't destabilize your entire system. Ahh...so smooth. :)

    (I dunno if this analogy holds up but hey I'm taking a shot lol)

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    Have some directions on how to use it sitting next to the press and it could be NixOS.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Where do us qubes users fit in?

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

    Four different machines pouring into four different cups.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Debian user here. Checks out.

    Though I use Windows (and Debian WSL) as desktop daily. The fact that I mostly drink instant coffee is possibly related.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    I think Windows === Instant Coffee is perfect here

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    Ubuntu Pro?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

    No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I'd say that is a Nescafé for Mac users

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    Oh, that's just Margot. Don't mind her.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    180? Those are rookie numbers

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I enjoy the memes, but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

    I think you're courageous to admit it in spite of feeling embarrassed, and I admire that.

    If we all ask and share without ego, the world gets just a little bit better. :)

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.

    A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let's bring it down to these three).

    Another one is security: apparmor or selinux

    The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.

    And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.

    Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    3-in-1 instant coffee packets are installing a distro into WSL from the Microsoft Store

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Apparently I am a Tumbleweed user in Fedora clothing.

    M’lady.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Debian stable let's goooooo

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