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[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

We other humans usually eat 2-3 grains depending if the queen knows what's she's in the mood for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

this seems reasonable to me. how many pieces of rice are you guys trying to fry at a time? you really don’t need more than 30 to fill up a spoon.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

So you need rice that's dried out.
You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out.
You rinse it to prevent clumping.
And you fry each grain seperately, cause it'll clump anyway.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 19 hours ago

This is how the robots take over. They're going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't heard of rinsing and soaking leftover cooked rice before

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you telling me you're questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Just thought it was interesting to only circle the bottom absurdity 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yes, this bs: Gemini makes OCD even much worse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

Google AI sucks. Recomending you put 1/8 cup glue on pizza which turns out the result was from 11y old Reddit comment by u/fucksmith

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago

Take frozen fish sticks out of the packaging and fry for 5-7 minutes from all sides.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"out and becoming hard"?

Ok, but I don't see how this improves the rice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Well I got that step right

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'll assume they're talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

What they mean does not matter.

It literally says each grain of rice,.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What they mean does not matter.

Nearly every internet comment section for the last thirty years summed up in one line.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Also the vast majority of human communication, which is so full of implications instead of stating things directly to determine who is part of their in group or to avoid conflict that people have a hard time just being clear and concise when they really should be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I agree - there's some large accesibility-like issues with communication, which causes issues for people where it isn't their first language, the neurodiverse, or in safety critical applications. The /s is a fine early example of that.

That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

I'm just saying they should be more clear about the content in situations where clarity is necessary. It isn't like science is boring because the communication about black holes and nuclear explosions is clear and direct in those settings. Science is the best example of blending clarity where it is needed and humor/sarcasm/throwing shade for fun when clarity isn't as important.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_famous_people_(born_1950%E2%80%93present)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.