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My grandfather was in the very first submarine (lemmy.world)

submitted 18 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It had a kaleidoscope

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

It's a a Steven Write joke.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, how about...

The first submarines didn't have a periscope. They just had a porthole in the front so you could see if you were going to hit anything. It was called the collide-o-scope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Thank you for explaining this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Instead of periscope, it had a collide o scope…