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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dumped a woman when she told me she faked her orgasms. Good sex requires honesty, trust, and communication. It's impossible to get better when either person is being dishonest.

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because being a jerk is more fun than sex?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is your mum feeling about it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I don't really talk to my mother, she's an alcoholic.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nice, and your partner(s)?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

They just had sex, too.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

> Lies there like a dead fish
> Barely participates
> Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
> "Why are men so bad at sex?"

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"move your arse.... faster..... faster.... Now put your hand on your tits...."

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (4 children)

More like

Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Dominance? I'd be ready for three more rounds immediately.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm lucky my wife orgasms easily from PIV makes me feel like a champ but really it's just her body that makes it happen.

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