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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

I'm very constipated right now and on a cruise so this gave me a good chuckle of relief. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is not the original and its missing the custom pepe drawing for the story. Very sadge.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The version, for anyone curious

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Thank u for showing me this again😭

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Thank u fren

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then the cleaning lady patted him on the head and said "Bra jobbat!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then he patted her on the cheek, and they stare into each other's eyes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

With a thick Swedish accent, she whispered into his ear: "The bathroom in my cabin has very good plumbing".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not understanding Swedish, he assumes that she's calling him a hole