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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

What a solid way to destroy whatever remains of their birth rate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

This timeline is cooked fr 💀💀💀

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

Man, this sure is a fun timeline

Next up: women should be sex slaves.

Seriously, I've seen shit like this in weirdo porn stories, never thought this would be real life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This is an attempt at reverse psychology.

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