Coming soon: Everyflavor Eucharist.
Alas, earwax.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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Is it gluten free?
It is 100% gluten so that the gluten-intolerant can suffer like our savior.
Is this better or worse than the anime girl mascot?
More flavorful.
Oops! All Frankincense
They should have a 'Pop Rocks' Eucharist ..... now you can feel the Holy Spirit popping in your mouth ... instead of the priest
Pop rocks first, priest after
Why are they upside down?
No lie: I always liked these styrofoam wafers. They taste like nothing, and have a fun texture. Making them have a flavor would be even cooler.
Right? I kinda want to try those wafers with meat and cheese on them. Like a eucharist lunchable.
Also, as a kid, I always thought it was unfair that the priest got to finish off what was left over.
Like a eucharist lunchable
Don't give the Catholic church another idea how to get kids in the door.
When is the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast limited edition Eucharist gonna drop?
I prefer mountain dew® baja blast zero sugar Eucharist
Considering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.
Just to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new.
Still just a marketing tactic though.
Oh, TIL. Thanks!
At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime.
Almost had me thinking this was something real.
this legitimately feels like something that could have happened in Snow Crash
I liked that book.
Does that mean it’s a berry marinade?