I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.
I regret nothing.
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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This is so awful it's funny. You've truly mastered the spirit of a dad joke.
I heard he had to tren for that job too.
He was a rail bad hombré.
And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.
Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can't let him choo-choose for himself.
Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.
He even signalled before getting off.
And yet this conversation seems to have derailed.
no, it seems right on track.