Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dumb and fake

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

😱 a dumb joke in a community for dad jokes? A fake in this community? Big if true!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The dumb part isn't the joke. The dumb part is the person saying "thanks dad" is called "Dad" in the phone.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So what's the fake part?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Texts are on the wrong sides

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The part between the corners of the image. It's white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can't miss it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We are all dad on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Speak for yourself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The dad just named his son after himself.