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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Am I the only person that makes my dog carry her own poop bag? I just double knot it and attach it to where the leash attaches on her harness. All these people talking about putting bags in their coats or carrying them...I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Idk I'd rather a passerby toss their poop or other trash in my can rather than throw it on the ground. Hell if you're really desperate and can't afford trash service I'd even tolerate a bag. But don't be filling up my can.

I used to like in a neighborhood where one lady would randomly throw her trash bags in someone's yard or behind my fence. City wouldn't do shit about her. I didn't like any of it and never did figure out where she lived but I was at that point of just telling her to put it in the fucking can because at least I wouldn't have to pick it up after the raccoons got into it and scattered it in the grass behind the fence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sounds like a terroristic threat to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I'm leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we'd open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Must be a posh nimby, don't know why anyone would willing carry dogshit around with them, especially if there's no public bins available, just don't use the same one every time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

sweet sweet suh-suh-suh-sweet can

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where is the poop supposed to go then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

In the old ladys trash can, some people just don't want dog shit smeared in theirs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You're making a lot of assumptions, about the availability of trash cans in the area.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And threatening to behead an old lady is totally an appropriate response.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Never said it was 🤷

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's in a bag, though, right? I mean, if old lady is just naked hand fisting shit into the trash can there's bigger problems to tackle there.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Even bagged the stench can be overpowering when opening the lid of the trashcan.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Oh no inconvenienced for a few seconds 3 times a week. The HORROR!

Bins smell and you should clean them once in a while regardless, so saying it smells is just an absolutely asinine excuse to be an asshole for no reason than being an unneighborly shit heel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

He sounds like a germapgobe that has never owned a dog.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Until someone throws it in your bin and it explodes or leaks and you now have to clean someone else’s shit.

Use your own bin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I clean all of my bins every 2 months. You know, like you should to keep the smells down of your worried….

If I don’t want my bin used, I would put it somewhere it can’t be accessed, but I would much rather turds go in my bin than on my or others lawns.

Dont be an unneighborly shit heel, it’s a bag in a bin, that already stinks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But officer, the trash... it was stinky!

I do think it's rude to put dog bags in people's private trash, but at least they picked it up. I dunno, I just pull my can off the street when it's not trash day. But my can already smells like my own dog's shit, so /shrug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I would just be grateful that it wasn't being left on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I mean if it's in bag tied up tight, the stink barely escapes. Worst case ontario you made someone's garbage smell more like garbage, and someone else doesn't have to step in it. Shocker

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Speaking as someone with no skin in the game (I have no pets and I've never had weeks old bags of dog poop in my bin), does any dog poop keep the racoons away from your bins?

I also don't have racoons getting into my trash (I do not overfill my trash bin and it is always left closed) but I do see their little paw prints appear on my trash can sometimes.

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