These very same people would have no problem calling women 'people that birth'.
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Okay here's my pirate joke.
A ship is sailing the high seas when the crows nest guy calls down, "Pirate ship ahoy!" The captain tells the cabin boy, "Fetch my reddest jacket!" The boy brings the reddest jacket he can find and the captain puts it on. They engage in battle and sink the pirate ship. The boy asks, "Cap'n, why did you call for your red jacket?" The captain says, "So that if I should be wounded in battle the crew would not notice the blood and lose their fighting spirit."
Next day the crows nest calls down, "Twenty pirate ships ahoy!" The captain tells the cabin boy, "Fetch by brownest pants!"
Well since we're telling pirate jokes...
A guy is at a party and sees a pirate coming towards him. He notices as the pirate approaches that the pirate has a little wheel sticking out of his pants.
Naturally curious, the guy asks the pirate, "why do you have a little wheel sticking out of your pants?"
"Arr," says the pirate. "I don't know, but it be drivin' me nuts!"
How appropriate! You fight like a cow.
You people have some weird hangups.
Do they also pronounce "human" as "hugh mon?"
If so, that's a Ferenghi ship.
I wonder if the joke would work better if it actually was a black background. This might also keep the 'its a sail' gang happier.
Uterus having creatures
Squishy Chested Humans
Temperamental Beings
Confusing Loud Wind Atronach
Ever Bleeding Never Dying
Human human Grower
I personally like "Men v2.0"
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