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Stressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettes (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

FINALLY an Onion article headline I can laugh at, rather than having an immediate feeling of doom and dread.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

They know the right headline for the time

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We'll pay you back. We're trying to quit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

dis my last Lucy fr fr