Wait, why go to the deli if you need chicken? Why not just get some pre-packaged chicken instead? It's way easier...
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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Better quality, and possibly a better price. If you get store brand chicken slices it’s pretty cheap
Ridiculous. If your number is skipped, you pick another number and keep waiting.
but what if it's skipped again and again until you die of hunger?!??!
As long as the store isn't a 24x7 operation, at some point they will want to close. If you're still there, they'll ask you what you want.
At that point, you panic and run home.
no, you stand there, too scared to do anything until they call the cops and then, when you're being interrogated 1 to 1, then you tell them
Anon turns his whole family vegan because he's too nervous