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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You should pick another distro and become equally as insufferable.

I recommend Mint. Its basically a 1:1 clone of windows from what I recall of using it years and years ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Wouldn't trying to change your mind basically become a self fulfilling prophecy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I honestly don't get the parallel here... They both annoy you when they talk about their respective "thing"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Op neither likes people decided to not kill animals nor people using community driven distributions.

You could have used the original meme. The mindset matches

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

"Gluten Free Vegans" at that. OP doesn't dislike animal rights, they just specifically dislike people with a potentially life-threatening allergy standing up for animal rights.

Let's be honest though, they've just written both off as "overly restrictive fad diets followed by people who annoy me by talking about their lifestyles"

OP is the human embodiment of a conservative stand-up comedian, or as Tim Heidecker put it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I thought those were the Nix/Guix users?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And this is why i am on the raw meat diet and use temple os

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Virgin edit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

tips Fedora

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't this like complaining about what type of toilet paper somebody uses? Who gives a shit?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those who want to spread the good news about cold water spraying on your dirty rosebud would give a shit. At least they would like to tell you about the life changing bidet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

You clearly used one of those adapters for a regular toilet. If you do it right, and get the new plumbing installed and an actual bidet, you can have confortable temperature water spraying on your dirty rosebud.

Also no, I don't own one... yet. I've just looked into it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Guix users represent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Dude every distro has users that won't shut the fuck up about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm a vegan arch user. Not gluten-free. That's for gentoo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Switched my vote from down to up since you did the good thing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

ITT arch users salty about being compared to vegans. Heavy is the crown, wear it proud.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

That's gentoo users actually

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Glad I use Nobara 😜

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man, imagine being stuck not only in a distro-wars mindset, but also thinking vegans are some kind of problem. Not ever has any of my countless vegan friends started to talk about how great being a vegan is. Strangely this phenomenon seems to be limited to social media and I couldn't care less about that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To the contrary. It's normally non-vegans making a big deal about it when they find out, asking the same questions, and attempting to debate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Exactly. Open any post on the internet even slightly hinting towards veganism (or cute animals for that matter), and you’ll have the insufferable army posting gifs of sizzling bacon, steak being cut, or making jokes about how that one guy’s childhood chicken would make for a perfect chicken nugget.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

In that there's a meme about them constantly talking about it, and any attempt to call the meme wrong is just used as further evidence in favor of it?

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