Programmer Humor

32376 readers

1356 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

My son uses Arch... How do I know? He tells me... Constantly... (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

127 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Updated template. Had no idea on who the knucklehead from the original template was.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't this like complaining about what type of toilet paper somebody uses? Who gives a shit?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those who want to spread the good news about cold water spraying on your dirty rosebud would give a shit. At least they would like to tell you about the life changing bidet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

You clearly used one of those adapters for a regular toilet. If you do it right, and get the new plumbing installed and an actual bidet, you can have confortable temperature water spraying on your dirty rosebud.

Also no, I don't own one... yet. I've just looked into it.