Americans going camping
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2024
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Don't worry, this idea is in the works
In the works? It is well established. 
Tobaccy ain't no beverage.
That was the weirdest thing I learned while spending time in Ohio. Finding out that you could go to a place that looked like a car wash except it sold beer.
Yeah and it's awesome
Yeah we got one of those in Cali.
I've seen a few of these drive up convenience stores pop up. They never seem to last.
Unrealistically small
Unless these jars are America-sized.
This post: over-the-top satire of Americans
The comments: oh god no don't give them any ideas
Yeah that sounds about right for America
QUICK, delete this before an executive with brainrot decides to pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a motorized supermarket.
They already have drive thru liquor stores. I haven't heard of a drive thru gun and ammo shop, but I'm sure Texas has them.
I googled that and they do exist, and they are indeed in Texas
Without the smoke stack I'm used to seeing this looks almost restrained for an American truck
Is the truck small or are the shelves huge?
As an American myself, I can confirm this is how we go to the store.
You'll never reach the top shelf ranch in a truck that short.
People in Chicago have been doing this since the 1970s.
"This place has got everything!"
Do you have a Miss Piggy?
Absolutely love that movie. Not only is it hilarious, but the car chase scenes are just epic
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fall me now!
You told the penguin you'd go see her when you got out
Hey look - disco pants and haircuts
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year
This place has got everything!
Not enough Ranch or BBQ sauce
…but otherwise accurate
Where’s muh bbq sauce and 24 pack of hot dogs
Meanwhile in the UK
No guns? No stars and stripes paintjob? No opened cans of shitty Budweiser rip-off (extremely sarcastic quotes) "beer"? Dunno, seems fake
No guns or freedom?
I agree. There should be Trump's face over an American flag painted on the side of that truck, and a pile of guns in the back. Otherwise you barely know it's 'murkkka
Nah, let's let that fat old fuck fall into obscurity
Well a truck like that is either uncommon or illegal in most parts of the world outside of USA
A truck like that would also be vandalized pretty quickly in many areas of the US.
Illegal? I'm surprised I haven't seen an ad proclaiming that tbh.
Well yeah, most parts don't have that kinda freedom. Freedom for children to die in schools. Freedom to have a lethal standoff whenever you want. Such freedom.
Solidarity strikes are banned though, you can't have all the freedom.
While making I came across this "concept"
Gotta respect the effort they put into this shitpost
It absolutely terrifies me that someone thought of this concept
That's a Dahir Insaat concept. They frequently come up with some absolutely insane ideas, like the bed that can be triggered to drop into a "safety box" during an earthquake.
They have videos up on YouTube. They're a blast.
"safety box". That just sounds like burial without waiting for death.
So instead of “the design is very human” it’s “the design is very capitalist”