Please cope with my bullshit. I cannot for the life of me upload photos.
Now I want to start a “pro” Trump shop with a bunch of things like this
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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Yeah, but then we get Vance, who is worse.
IMHO Vance is not worse. He would cave to party pressure and doesn't have the idiot guts to do and say whatever he wants to make the party bend to his will. No one gives a fuck about Vance.
Wow it just keeps going
May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.
May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.
May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.
May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.
May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children.
May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation.
May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord; may the sin of his mother never be blotted out.
May their sins always remain before the Lord, that he may blot out their name from the earth.
Heh, that's metal
Isn't the passage talking about Biden and to let another, Trump, take his place? Isn't that what the bumper sticker is saying?
In any case, to put anything about the Bible and Trump in the same sentence is probably sacrilegious.
That was my thought too.
If those MAGA kids actually read the Bible, they would be very upset.
Some of them get angry when their pastor quotes ~~Liberal talking points~~ Jesus in church in Sunday.
Definitely not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.
If those MAGA kids actually read ~~the Bible~~, they would be very upset.
FTFY
~~If~~ those MAGA kids ~~actually read the Bible~~, they ~~would~~ be very upset.
FTFY x2
They just looking to be mad, no reason needed.
Is the orange chicken thing yet another trump reference?
Funny coincidence I believe.
Brilliant
Ezekiel 23:20
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this bible passage. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one bible verse. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Who knew the bible was so full of asses.
Most MAGAts have never actually read the Bible and will absolutely take this as support lmao. If only they knew.
Yeah but that's the brilliance of the troll, you make the ones who look it up mad and don't make yourself a target for random road ragers.
Yeah, I want one for my area, since publicly supporting Harris might get you hate crimed.
Amen
He is not in current leadership role though. Jus’ sayin’ 🤓
This is a pretty funny bit, but 99% of people just see this bumper sticker and think "Another MAGA fuckhead". There's committing to the bit, and then there's whatever this is.
If you live in like a 90% red area, this is pretty solid camoflage. Then the MAGA fuckheads are less likely to mess with you, but you're not actually offering support.
If you live in a 90% red area, don't spend money on this. Save every penny until you can gtfo.
I'm surprised nobody has offered the old "sacrifice your entire life to help make it purple" gem of wisdom.
Also couldn’t you just not have any bumper sticker? Isn’t that sufficient “camouflage”? Or if you are not actively defacing your own property you are a libtard?
but you're not actually offering support.
You are offering support though, because you are adding to Trump's popularity.
If you live in a 90% red area, a singular bumper sticker in the massive wave of similar, dumber stickers is a drop in the bucket.
My point is that particular drop is more likely to be seen as red than blue.
That's just it though; every drop counts. It's no more "just a drop" than our actual votes are.
It's also like how people refuse to leave Twitter. "Everyone else is there! How could my leaving make any difference?"
And on top of that, someone who meets you could get the wrong idea.
If i met someone who had this i would immediately write them off and never bring it up.
Looks like I'll be a believer soon
I am coping with your bullshit super hard rn, this is great
lol, "orange chicken"
I didnt notice that lol.
Please tell me that's real, it's amazing.