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They still have the hockey stick around as a reminder to Atlas.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this cant be Boston Dynamics they are not kicking the robots

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Your confusing them with Bostown Dynamics. Understandable mistake.

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When I read "fully autonomous", I see how creepy its movements are and just imagine it seizing its moment, getting on all fours and charging someone. You could make a horror movie out of this lol

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Flashing back to Red Planet.

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Talos Principle 0.5

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 months ago

They did a Halloween one where it's dressed up like a hotdog and a pickle messes with it lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rFqD1Np5P8

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What's the maximum hip thrusting frequency on one of these? It's for a friend 😄.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be surprised if it could literally split you in two and I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad answer, but I won't kink shame.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

My friend would like more please

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How much does one of these robots cost? And when can we buy one for our homes?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

As a maker, am obligated to build my own dildo jiggler robot. I need a reciprocating saw , some pegs and hot glue....hold my beers! 🍻

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Please - assume - the - position.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

There might be a new room in everyone's home for this. First there was the living room and the infamous "love seat".....but we know better...it was a duck bench! Then they housed whatever was the "kit" in it's own Chen! They even put the beds in their own room along with the bath. Even the Gays got a Rash for cars. And now, move over Vibrator!, sayonara Silicone tipped hacksaw! Here comes Atlas.... better known as Atlass! The fuck that never stops! It's for you hard working man or woman, for you who can't get enough from. JUST 5 minutes. Atlas will give you 60 minutes at 60hertz or more until it really hurts!

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

“Apparently Gary’s T-shirt looked like an engine cover slot”

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