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Welcome to TIFU.
This community will stand as a tribute to the fuck up in all of us. We all do something stupid from time to time, this is your place to share and laugh about it with folks on the internet!
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Posts must be about you.
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Must be your fault.
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B. Illegal activities that you glorify or giving advice on how to do something illegal.
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What the hell is even that?!
Next time you see him get in his face and tell him he deserved it.
"Are you fucking sorry?!"
It's an unfortunate turn of events, but the only way out now is to kill your coworker, assume his identity and marry his wife.
Them's the rules.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET"
Sounds like the rules are there for a reason.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on
Depends what you are into, but those are still wise words. Perhaps I'll get them on a plaque above the crime scene.
The victim is probably both
...my insubordinate foreskin had sealed itself up into a penis tortellini.
Hahahah.
My neighbour is covered in my piss. What the fuck do you do to survive this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAH
You have to dock your penis tortellinis together, and create a ladsagna.
Thank you, Doctor. I'll bring it up when I see them in the coffee queue.
FUCK