I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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I like Linux. I like Linux users. I don't like people who think Linux is the only viable OS to use, though. That's just obnoxious and exhausting.
As long as there's blackjack too.
Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?
You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.
You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.
You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.
Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.
It's more like going to a hotel, complaining that there are too many prostitutes, and then finding out it's a brothel.
Yeah, who knew an open source platform would be used by open source enthusiasts?
snort
Looking at you c/linuxsucks
GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.
Hey! Hookers are street working girls.
You find whores at brothels.
Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
And escorts?
Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for "smoozin & boozin".
They'll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.
Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".
How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday...
Did I say all of that correctly?
You know.... That's not a bad idea.
We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.
Now, I'm not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.
Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.
Even Gentoo? 👉☺️👈
Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.
Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.
Must be a masochist
Very strange because the shoe fits. Most Linux users are masochists in some way. They actually enjoy understanding and configuring their software.
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