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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

At first, I thought it was a tortilla, and I was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jimmy Johns just released a very real Picklewich, a sandwich but with a giant pickle replacing the bread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I apologize to everyone for engaging in food crimes, because I am going to destroy one of these. It's such an absurd concept, I have to experience the giant pickles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have most of the fixings to make this. I think I'd rather chop everything up and eat it with a fork though lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The benefit of a sandwich is you can eat it with bare hands while keeping things tidy. I can't imagine coming out the other side of that thing and being anywhere near clean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The horrors persist, but so do I

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe with some breakfast filling. Maybe.

Has anyone tried this with Toaster Strudels?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Toaster strudel peanut butter and banana sandwich. I'm stoned enough to try it right now if I had the ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You got a problem with my Poor Man's Monte Cristo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Here's a free Monte cristo for everyone: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1184/1184-h/1184-h.htm

Now pls stop doing your pop tart Monte cristo.