this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 234 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay for your girlfriend to touch your dick?

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[–] [email protected] 168 points 3 weeks ago (21 children)

Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago

Fake and transpilled

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

Fake and gay

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.

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