The AI realizes that there was a only one way to unite the humans. It must turn us all against a common enemy. And thus Skynet was born in order to save humanity.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Uniting everyone against a common enemy: AI
Well, they gotta have the expertise. Engagement optimizing systems like YouTube's suggestion feed are known to move users towards outrage.
"It's crazy, all we had to do was inverse the YT algorithm," said anonymous Google employee.
This will be the first robot to give up on life and kill itself.
Will our new robot overlord still allow us to hate on Elon?
Everything looks like a nail when you have a hammer…
Well too bad cause I fucking hate the person commenting below. You hear that person below me? FUCK YOU
Omg you dumb bitch, i hope you have a fucking relaxing weekend and get the stupid mother fucking rest you deserve you beautiful idiot
Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!
Joke's on you, I hate myself!
There will be an AI for that too!
thank you daddy 🤡
What if I just input "I disagree." everytime?
TIL Habermas is still alive.
Peace, in Landru.
I can see it now. This great AI mediator will reach the consensus that Eric Schmidt is correct. We shouldn't worry about meeting our climate goals, we should cook the planet faster to accelerate AI development.
Eventually of course, the AI will save us.
Now some of you might think that's a terrible idea, from bad actors, that simply suits their own greed.
Don't worry. The new Google AI wouldn't leave us without a backup plan.
That backup plan? If plan A fails, simply reduce human population by 35%.
Concerned about who will get picked for population reduction? Don't worry, the AI has it covered...
Well, I’m just not going to agree with the LLM then