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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I don't even understand what I'm looking at.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Just eggs cooked hard in a skillet.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

As a child growing up in the foothills of Grenyarnia, life was a simple, bucolic idyll. Every day the sun would shine through my modest little window, and I'd wake to the gentle scent of the titan arums, as well as the somewhat more pungent, but equally welcome, aroma of the Svenborgian staff bringing me my breakfast.

Oh what a repast it always was! The earthy notes of the Organic sixième presse de pied grape juice! The ever-unexpected delights of caviar-infused macarons! And to top it all off, of course, was my favorite, the delightful egg dish! The name is a bit of a mouthful, Sot den Arschlächer et ass eng Omelette, but my family and I always just called them our beloved Arschloch Omelettes. I never quite took down the recipe, as our staff mysteriously disappeared one night, coincidentally along with some of the tableware and a few million kroner of what mummy and daddy called the loose change. C'est la vie! You will be missed, Griselda! Or was it Greta? Or Bob?

Still, through my years of studying the culinary arts, with literally hours spent every month living and breathing the finest recipes and influencers, I think I've come close. My life coach and herbalist both tell me they've never tasted anything like it. Please enjoy my most favorite thing, and maybe you'll become an Arschloch lover like me...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's called a tortilla, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Missing garlic, onion and patato, but pretty close to it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

is there supposed to be a problem with this?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Only of you insist it's an omelette

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 days ago (1 children)

1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Yes, I'd like one slice of the cake-ass please. No box, I'm gonna eat it here.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

What a bold decision to put yolks in that egg white omelet.

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