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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

That... Actually takes some skill to do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

This is .... poetry...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Gaston makes fried eggs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn't eat an entire cake.

In one sitting.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Isn't it more like... Steamed eggs?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it's a Barbarian hors d'oeuvre or some shit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Please keep your distance for the next farty hours

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weird thing to fuck but ok

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's not how that slang phrase works, and you know it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

His work specializes in scatology

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

They say anyone can cook. But that doesn't mean that anyone should cook.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nothing a little smoked paprika can't fix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

And garlic salt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Heresy. Only sweet paprika is real paprika.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s just hard boiled eggs…not as appealing to look at but it’s fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Never liked egg whites, tastes like cold snot to me, hence, this picture upsets me.

I do enjoy the yolks tho.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

It's only missing every ingredient except Eier.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

I just fucked up a french omelet and now i don't feel so bad about it

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago

Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

[–] [email protected] 75 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I heard this in Dexter's voice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.

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