That... Actually takes some skill to do
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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This is .... poetry...
Gaston makes fried eggs.
The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.
This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn't eat an entire cake.
In one sitting.
YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS
Isn't that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?
Isn't it more like... Steamed eggs?
Briemelet
Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it's a Barbarian hors d'oeuvre or some shit.
Ngl I'd fuck with this
Please keep your distance for the next farty hours
Weird thing to fuck but ok
That's not how that slang phrase works, and you know it!
I know shit
Ewww
His work specializes in scatology
Egg
They say anyone can cook. But that doesn't mean that anyone should cook.
Nothing a little smoked paprika can't fix.
And garlic salt.
Heresy. Only sweet paprika is real paprika.
Nasty🤮
It’s just hard boiled eggs…not as appealing to look at but it’s fine.
Never liked egg whites, tastes like cold snot to me, hence, this picture upsets me.
I do enjoy the yolks tho.
The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen
It's only missing every ingredient except Eier.
I just fucked up a french omelet and now i don't feel so bad about it
Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!
Omelette du Garbage
I heard this in Dexter's voice.
Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.
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