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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My knives just whisper, "Thanks for keeping me as sharp as I can be! I appreciate doing my job for you."

Though the same could be said for most of my machines since I am literally an apprentice or jack of all trades, and a master of a few.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

"I cook dead people"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So what, you'd rather just cook alone in silence?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That would be preferable to tinnitus.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

"cut it off, you don't use it anyway"