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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

both are wrong ; god didn't create either of them ; satan did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

It's the same vibe.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Toilet phone gang posters!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did you censor sphincter?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷‍♂️😘🎊

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can curse online, nobody will tell. It's a bit strange to make jokes about anal sex with men but censor the words.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Cool criticism bro

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And dick?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Of course, reproduction without any forethought is one of the things that leads to that lack of future.

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