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I like the joke. However, I just gonna say, sounding really isn't intended to be a painful activity when done in a kink context. Despite looking crazy it's intended for pleasure not masochism
Im not falling for this again, last time I ended up in A&E (ER for you gun lovers) having to have a twig removed.
If they're a sounding afficinado, it would be like a throwing star down a hallway.
This sounds as anatomically likely as vaginas getting looser with more sexual partners.
que? those seem like pretty obviously different things to me, in one you're specifically stretching the tube, in the other you're not.
my bf once used a cum shot to ""get it out faster"" once
Jeebus. Is he a tough motherfucker or did he regret this strategy? Also, did he use a bite stick as he neared completion?
Need more details, please.
Okay sorry for the wait I was trying to make an account but am here now.
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a bit? Dunno but it wasn't my first stone and now I'm kinda used to the pain. I'm blessed with genetics from my father side with a historic of kidney stones among my grandpa and uncles so even if I drink water like a psycho and reduce sodium and etc,I will still develop a stone from time to time but it does takes some time.
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I actually think I will use it on the next one because it worked like a charm. Like I could feel it where it was with quite a good precision due to past experiences so I felt it when it was around the base of the penis, and since it was moving a little bit every time I went to the bathroom to pee a few drops of urine the idea came to my mind (I blame it on being angry about the ordeal and pent up because it was about two weeks with the stone and I wasn't relieving myself)
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nop just a sock to try catching the stone and the old reliable furry porn uwu . The only thing I think I did differently than the usual was that I tried to keep the movement on the top half instead of all the way down to the base
My conclusion is that it worked very well due to it being already all the way down there but it did hurt a bit since it scrapped along the urethra on the way out but the relief was immediate. I don't know if you ever had one but the pain goes away the instant the stone gets out like magic almost. So getting it out in one go instead of the thousands of trips to the bathroom to pee a few drops was a plus I wasn't expecting.
So if you are angry enough and horny enough I recommend trying it 9/10
- (bonus) now I always had curiosity to try sounding because I'm a "try it at least once" kinda guy and this post made me think if maybe it helps? It will go up on my list of try it one day.
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Edit: learning to use the spoiler function
Howdy! Welcome to Lemmy! Thank you for responding.
I've never had a kidney stone and hope I never do. Paternal grandfather would get them.
You're a sick fuck. Probably be in good company here. I was up all night working on a presentation for our local BDSM community.
From what I know about sounding: Purchase quality stainless sounds. They should be passivated and have a high polish. They should be boiled for sterilization and you should use sterile lube. Go slow, they should slip in by their own weight, don't force them. Lot of guys get a whole lot of pleasure from them.
Personally, I have a double urethra. Two holes inside the slit of my cock. Like an over-under shotgun, if that makes sense. No way in hell I'm trying sounding. Have been cathed in the hospital, both tubes join into one somewhere back in there.
woah your answer was wilder than my bf's story about his stone. Went beyond my expectations. Congrats :v
Amazingly enough getting hard is a valid strategy as your tube does become more open... But still that's like something I don't think would work lol
Upgrade from the smooth sounding rod to the jagged calcium deposit.
What game is that? I need it ~~to get attached to fictional characters and feel the soul-crushing weight of reality when the game is over~~ for research.
Thank you! The description and the comments make me a bit nervous because it sounds like one hell of an experience, but I'll give in a try when I'm in the mood for an emotional breakdown :3
I had to take three days off work to recover from this game.
Disgusting. Horrible. Awful. Terrible. A crime to the eyes. Atrocious. Upvoted.
I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.
This post right here officer.
I'm willing to try anything at least once.
Except this, probably.
You can get an electrified sounding kit if that is what you are really after. But yeah, the regular crap just sounds boring, so I wouldn't try it either.
Its not boring, and if you're not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!
boring
groan
"Call my dick a sling, cause it's throwin' stones".
Imma go bury myself, now.
I'M HER, I'VE BEEN HIM
I'M A DOG
Do not google it.
Javelin throwing