It's also one of the few ways to get enough potassium, an essential nutrient for life (that, or eat a shitload of avocado-based dishes every single day). Learn to love it if you want to live a long life. There are also coconut-based drinks like Body Armor that don't taste like coconut, but nothing beats the original source when it comes to getting the most potassium per dollar. So it's best to get used to it and get over it like I did. Eventually you'll enjoy the taste.

Spoken like someone who has never had fresh coconut water straight from a fresh coconut.

Coconut water is awesome, when it comes straight from the coconut. The crap they sell in cartons is depressing and disgusting.

Or would it be an epoxy ring

Isn’t that just LaCroix?

They have replaced the H in the chemical formula for water (H2O) with a C to represent "coconut". However, C already stands for a chemical element, carbon. That implies this product is a compound made of two carbon atoms and one oxygen. If such a thing exists, it would be incredibly unstable and react with anything it touches; you certainly would not want to drink it.

They wanted to imply the C is for coconut and this is coconut water but really all they did to people that passed middle school (which you'll get to soon enough) is say "this is dicarbon monoxide."

I don't know what would happen if you were to drink C2O but it probably wouldn't be good, making this a drink marketed to idiots by idiots (marketing majors)

Man I thought I'd never have to remember the coconut story from reddit.

Hm, I needed a new stage name, thx

I love me some Suspicious White Fluid to go with my Mystery Meat

And don't even think about drinking their flavored H2SO4.

Bro I tried some and I was looking absolutely radiant afterwards.

It is soluble in water...