Mmmm... guillotine switch.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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For what it's worth, as a Floridian: What we actually have these days are ballots like this that we fill out then feed into a scanning machine.
Voting like it's 1999 I guess
Kinda seems like the best of both worlds to me: Votes are counted by machine, while leaving an auditable paper trail
If a single chad hangs then we might as well throw out the entire thing