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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

"Check, check one, check one two, cash also accepted"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Mic (short for microphone) is pronounced the same as the name Mike (sometimes short for Michael)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Microphone check is usually abbreviated as "mic check".

He did a " Mike check", by asking the room who is Michael, usually abbreviated as Mike.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Turns out trying to get the joke from a thumbnail where the last line is cropped makes it a lot harder.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Here, let me help you with that:

last line


8:41 PM • 19 Feb 20 • Twitter for iPhone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

it was funny even before the last line though

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

That is quite funny.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always liked to mic check with “pop-, pop-, popsicle, ice-, ice-, icicle, test-, test-, testing 1-2-3…”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

checkers checkmate checkoslavakia

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Depending on how familiar I am with the sound tech, I like to vary between the standard "check 1-2, testing testing. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Spinx of black quartz, judge my vow. Richard of York gave battle in vain." to "this is your mic checker, checking in. It's a balmy room temperature in here, uhhhhhhhhh...." and then talk like a airline pilot giving the pre-flight speech. Or even start making basically every audible sound I can think of that they might be dealing with while also trying to make the tech laugh because I know he's usually super serious and doesn't get anything other than the usual "check one two three" 9/10 times.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I avoid the "check 1-2." I'll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What I‘ve seen a lot (especially for sync tests which can take a little while) is people just reading a Wikipedia article, a news story or even from a book.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

If your name is Slim Shady...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

too bad it's not working in my native language 🥺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s not really working in English either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Works better in german, surprisingly. Mikrofon, but Mik sounds dumb, so usually it's Mike.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Except Michael in German is not pronounced with a "k" sound