It's sad that I actually needed to check to see if this was an Onion article or not
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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Reads the title
Goes WTF
Goes back to reread the title in moderate disbelief
Notices the website is theonion
Fuck you onion, you almost had me the first time around!
I mean in his defense... This is an onion article after all. It's only mostly believable.
To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.
what's stopping him?
Not her.
His physical strength.
Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!
Great, now he and I have something in common.
Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.
don't tell him about prima nocta....NO PRIMA NOCTA!!!
Had me for a second until I realized that he wouldn't know 18th-century law.
wow, almost had me again!
Terrible attempt at satire, completely unbelievable.
Why would Trump ever worry about the law?
He can't order anyone to force her until he's crowned by the Supreme Court.
Then he'll make it an Official Act.
Wow, this onion went down way too easily. I was fully ready to believe it.
Sometimes we eat the onion long before it arrives.
This is the first time I actually did a double take at an onion article lol. It got me good too.
Does she know? :o
If you think she doesn’t, you haven’t been paying attention.
Shh, don't spoil the surprise!
It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.