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Brother in law had a huge wolf dog. The kind that can put it's paws on your shoulders and look at you face to face. Massive. He got in a tussel with a badger and got tore up, took two weeks to heal. Then took off and came back with a 40 lbs badger in his mouth. Overall a 40 lbs meth badger = 150 lbs wolf dog.
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
Honey badgers will fuck up your shit simply because it was there.
I've witnessed a European badger stand up to a golden retriever much bigger than it barking and growling aggressively in its face and the badger stood its ground. I don't know if it was too scared to turn away or if it genuinely wanted to fight, but it was brave AF either way. (also I've never seen such a clean badger, but tbf most examples I see are dead on the road :/ )
Australian badgers are half this size, have no teeth at all, but can project venom 50ft from a gland in their nostril. The venom is completely harmless to humans, however it soaks into the skin and causes a pheromone to be emitted from the lungs such that when you are asleep, it attracts 14 different species of deadly venomous spiders that are attracted to your airway from up to a 4km radius.
I'm pretty sure you made this up, so i believe it completely.
I don't want to know if this is true or not. Nobody look it up.
You had me in the first half
Wat.
It sounds kinda based on stink badgers but they also aren't in Australia.
Of course Australian badgers would do this.
Those are the ones related to drop bears, right? I mean they've gotta be.
That's worse. So much worse. "I won't kill you but you'll wish I did"
Dammit is this how we got the Lion & Wardrobe and such?
90% of the time Euro badgers do that
10% of the time they scream "Eulalia!" and tear you limb from limb
Redwallposting
European badgers would defend their mountain fortress from a weasel warlord
Ugh. Searats again? Didn't we just send them packing one book ago?
honey badger don't care
I love this meme, and nearly commented it myself to the top comment, but i learned an american badger != a honey badger :(
Lol, dang. TIL. I almost googled it, but I'm happier learning it vicariously through you. Takes some of the brunt of the blow.
When I was a child, I was told that hunters used to put things like twigs in their boots, so the European badger would let go, when they heard the "leg break".
Though I doubted it even then.
But the American badger turns out to just want to drink a beer and talk about sports whereas the European badger, after having sat you down for some tea and buttered crumpets, reveals itself to be a racist eugenicist
No dude, you're thinking of the other kind of British. I'm pretty sure their badgers are related to the homosapiens poulus aggressor, more commonly known as "football hooligans" to the locals.
Racisto? Europians? What an absolutely outrageous accusation. Badgers on
Don't ask the le posh civil gentlesir Euro badger their opinion of Romani people. 
"It's not racist because it's true, they really should be exterminated."
TBH, “reveals itself by shivving you anyway” is probably closer to the truth with Brittons and their tea.
American badger is a wolverine? Genuine question.
No, this is a wolverine:
It's about twice as big as an American badger.
Ah, a family sized meth weasel.
No, this is a wolverine
No, this is a wolverine:
He's a living raging powerhouse who's bound to knock you back on your emerald posterior!
Fucking awesome
Wisconsinite here where the badger is native and the mascot for the University of Wisconsin is the Badger.
This meme is inaccurate.
The American Badger will also remove your kidneys and sell them on the black market as well, to support their meth habit.
I'm in new mexico and saw a badger crossing the road while I was driving to work. It stopped in the middle of the road, turned towards me and waited, like it was deciding whether or not to fuck up the large metal thing coming towards it. Then slowly turned and continued on it's way when it decided I wasn't worth it. No fear whatsoever.
The badger moniker comes from lead miners that initially settled the Wisconsin territory. They often didn't even bother building homes at first and just lived in their wildcat lead mines, like a badger.