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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

See i have IBS so i already knew this as i experience it first hand weekly.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

We have finally found The Forbidden Knowledge

[–] [email protected] 251 points 2 months ago (10 children)

This is what we're training LLMs on.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (7 children)

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"Bill Nye, the Endoscopy Guy"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

just hold your poop in

But now, from a medical professional, so you know it’s legit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Excuse me. I have to go take care of something.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Very fitting to my current um, situation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Taking a shit while I read this. Also, jesse-wtf

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This was very informative

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