this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's easier when you didn't have a job when you joined and you still don't.

Originally due to illness, but at this point also by choice since a parent is required to be at home in order to help my daughter stay on track with her online (public) school work.

Still got waaaay too much time with nothing to do.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The datascrapers must be fed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Data scrapper?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Boo, it would have been funnier if they found it and nobody tagged them.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Quit my job to post on Lemmy? I didn’t even know that was an option.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago

You'd need to have a job first

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah....how do I get in on that action?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Step 1. Quit job
Step 2. Business as usual
Step 3. Starve

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I love how this post has been up for six hours, nobody has tagged them, and they haven't found it on their own yet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that there is know known defence against The_Picard_Manoeuvre

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well then slap her into warp 10 and eject all the cargo to save weight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sorry to fuck a joke up by being a nerd, but I don't think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10. The ship wouldn't have enough momentum to matter all that much.

All you did was give your cargo to someone else, I think. I mean, I'll take it if you think it would help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but I don’t think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10.

I'm sure the ship floating through space also plays a factor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not much. It's the space around the ship that moves, not the ship itself.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

No, you dump the cargo to make it more maneuverable, that way you can do a sick drift.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

May I ask about your profile branding?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Y’all are posting?!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I too quit my job to post on Lemmy. In retrospect it was a poor life choice.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Congratulations, I’m sorry for you!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Fry, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I just remembered MrBabyMan. Turns out he's still an animation editor for Disney stuff, if anyone is curious. Wonder how he feels about social media in general now.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah Jesus Christ they are terminally online

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When I first joined lemmy I thought they were bots

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I used to think they were communities related to star wars or something.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to think they were bots. I still do, but I used to, too.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

because The_Picard_Maneuver can be in two places at one time.

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