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My dreams often contain conflict that is just bewildering as well. I feel this.
I am 100% certain I've seen this guy in a truck stop's restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ""complimentary.""
Privilege-to-pee things
The funniest bit was that the truck stop was literally in the middle of nowhere and there were thickets right next to the restroom...
you wouldn't shid in a bush
Well, actually... !=))))
Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life's greatest mysteries.
As someone with a semi-permanent farmers tan, usually the answer is getting sunburnt once with a sleeved shirt on.
The wife beater is just their office attire.
Now I'm imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.
Mike ermantraut?
Kid named shower:
Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.
Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??
No, there's just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast
That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.
The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-
Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-
It's why he has to sit a lot between moving
Uses a lot of energy
A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.
Completely fair.
Respect the hustle