"Interesting... you're wearing your crocs in the desert style, like a Fremen. Who taught you to do this?"

"It just seemed to make sense..."

"He is the Lisan al Gaib!"

I dunno... Those look better than normal crocks, at least.

I really hate shoes in general. Men's styles fucking suck, women's sizes don't fit, and if I ever do find a good looking shoe that fits my foot, it ends up being the most uncomfortable fucking thing ever. 😮‍💨

for a second I thought it's some kind of bad dragon toy

This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised "super squishy" soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you've ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.

...crocs need ventilation holes or your bare feet will sweat and the shoes will get nasty...

It's like they're pathologically adverse to normal-looking shoes.

Sure, that catches on, but not the nipple-windows.

Looks like a sex toy

Those have incel fuckboi energy

Whatever the fuck that is

Muadib.

My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.

I kind of like them 😅

Where do the croc charms go? smh